It's been a few years since I've been to school. I know my mind isn't what it used to be, but yesterday, a little ad popped up while I was checking my email. You know those pop-up ads that ask things like "Which one is Ben Affleck?" and there's a picture of Ben Affleck, Woody Allen and a dingo, and just in case you get it wrong you can click anywhere on the ad and it will work. Well, an ad popped up that had pictures of three different fish and asked which one was the clown fish, and to be perfectly honest, I had no idea. Like, not a clue. So, I had to just throw up my hands in defeat and forego the $50 gift certificate that was coming my way. Just to make sure this doesn't happen again I've been carefully studying the smiles of Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts.