Saturday in my aforementioned hip hop class we learned a new sexy move. It is similar to a move Beyonce does in her Crazy in Love video where she licks her finger and slides it down the front of her body. Sexy, right? How can a move like that possibly be Un-Sexy? Technically it becomes un-sexy, when you slap yourself in the face instead, when your hand is trying to make contract with your tongue and scratches your chin.

Also, my teacher Darrin is an outrageously cool black guy. A few weeks ago my status in the class was upped a notch when I got a nickname, "Greenie," after the green sweatshirt I wear to class each time. Saturday, I wore a white sweatshirt, so my new nickname is "White Boy" which he chants at me while I'm hitting myself in the face.